I’m just here to make friends

In which I imagine my ascent to reality show glory.

On last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn Windham-Burke burst into tears when confronted with a very obvious lie she told. Although Braunwyn insisted that she was merely the recipient of texts from former Housewives (and Eddie Judge gay truthers) Gretchen Rossi and Lizzie Rovsek, text message screenshots confirmed that Bra…

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