Not quite the best thing that has ever happened to me

In which I assure you that Sondheim’s lesser works are still better than anything you’ll ever do.

You know that thing people say about sex and pizza: I’m paraphrasing, but sex is like pizza because even when it’s bad, you’re still happy to be having it. (I looked it up, and apparently this quote originates from the 1994 film Threesome, in which Stephen fucking Baldwin — emphasis added — says, “Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still prett…

This post is for paying subscribers