People will say I’m in love

In which I remind you that “Oklahoma!” has always fucked, cry over “A Star Is Born” with Bethenny, and wander into “The Twilight Zone.”

“This is vulgar,” the man to my right hissed during an erotically charged moment in the steamy Broadway revival of Oklahoma! Vulgarity is relative, of course; it’s also not a bad thing. But after being forced to endure two hours of his color commentary — when he wasn’t speaking, he was loudly sighing to indicate his displeasure — I finally snapped. Firs…