Sometimes dead is better — again

In which I wish “Pet Sematary” had stayed buried, hand Heidi Schreck the Tony, and beg Luann to suck it up and take the fish room.

I’ve been documenting my reservations about the new Pet Sematary movie for so long now that I half-expected to love it. What a fun twist that would be! And it’s true that sometimes trailers are misleading and I’m pleasantly surprised by a horror film for which I’ve significantly lowered my expectations. I would love to tell you that that was my experien…

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