The real Sapphic undertones of Orange County

In which I project gay feelings onto Housewife drama.

Something very queer is happening on The Real Housewives of Orange County, where new addition Braunwyn has gone from “I sleep with ladies for my husband sometimes” to “Tamra is really pretty” to “I will not rest until Tamra is mine.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted: next to hiring some women of color, the thing this franchise needs most is more explic…