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I’m still Stand-ing

I’m just here to make friends

Not all Stephen King endings

Folks lined up just to watch him flex

Wicked game

Where do we go from here?

There’s been enough drama

Nightmare fuel

Don’t forget it for a moment, though

How the mighty have fallen

The devil's work

Consent is everything

Not quite the best thing that has ever happened to me

It’s all coming back to me now

Get in, loser, we’re going to the Heaviside Layer

Crawling in love again

The not-so-untouchables

A ranking of the songs in the 2019 “Oklahoma!” revival by how much they fuck

It’s time to let go of this endless sommar afternoon


A semiweekly newsletter about theater, Housewives, and horror from a writer who has devoted too much of his life to all three.