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Failure to connect

Newer nightmare

Baby boom

Loop-de-loop

To hell and back

The real Sapphic undertones of Orange County

The end is seriously fucking nigh

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

Sparkle, Judy, sparkle

Grass stains

The word on the street will never not be the word on the street

Sequels are doin’ it for themselves

My "Housewives" cup runneth over

Keep the secrets

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I’m still Stand-ing

I’m just here to make friends

Not all Stephen King endings

Folks lined up just to watch him flex

Wicked game

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A semiweekly newsletter about theater, Housewives, and horror from a writer who has devoted too much of his life to all three.