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In which I cower at the Ghastly Grinner.

My childhood trauma is so in right now. The Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark movie — which I really enjoyed! — brought back all sorts of repressed memories of the things that frightened me as a kid. And now there’s an Are You Afraid of the Dark? reboot that I have to believe was pitched with the specific intention of fucking my shit up. OK, I recognize…